What’s It Going To Take For You Pussy Motherfuckers To Feel Safe?

Jesus, that’s all I hear lately, a bunch of bleating fucking sheep crying about every goddamn thing under the sun.
Take a fucking minute and start counting all the goddamn laws you Nanny motherfuckers have passed in the last thirty years trying to make yourselves feel safe from everything you can fucking think of.
It makes my fucking head spin.

Just off the top of my thick head;

Gotta wear seat belts,check.
Gotta wear helmets on a motorcycle, check.
Kids gotta wear helmets when riding bikes or skateboarding, check.
School safety zones, check.
Gotta have car insurance, check.
Free Speech zones, check and double check, more on that shit later.
Gotta have two dozen fucking air bags in your cars, check.
Can’t park your own fucking car, they manufacture one that parks by it’s self so you don’t run over some other idiot trying, check.
Five mile an hour crash bumpers on your car, check. (made out of styrofoam inside, idiots), check.
Gun free zones, check. (how’s that workin’ for ya?)
Child safety caps, check.
Baby proofing products all over your goddamn house, check.
Child protective services taking peoples children on someones say so evidence, check.
Militarized police departments, check.
Can’t take liquids on air planes, check.
Have to take your fucking shoes off to get on an air plane, check.
Body scanners to get on a fucking airplane, check.
Metal detectors in every federal building, check.
Metal detectors in schools, check.
Parental guidance ratings on movies and music, check.
License plate scanners, check.
Red light cameras, check.
Warrantless wiretaps, check.
Public utilities monitoring your electricity use and reporting high usage to police for drug interdiction, check.
Sobriety checkpoints, check.
The government’s ability to track you with the GPS in your phone, check.
Swat teams stopping you in the street and demanding identification, check.
Mandatory bicycle lanes, check.
Being able to vote or join the service at eighteen but not able to drink, check.
Draconian drunk driving laws, check.
Mandatory sentencing, check.
Three strikes laws, check.
Mobile Xray vehicles to scan parked cars on the street, check.
No smoking in public laws, check.
No smoking in your own fucking vehicle laws, check.
No smoking in your own fucking residence laws, check.
No barbed wire in city limits laws, check.
Code enforcement laws that allow the city to tow your car out of your own driveway laws, check.
Bank transactions that have to be reported to the government, check.(anything over ten thousand dollars)
Mandatory Federal Identification requirements with back ground checks to enter our nations ports or airports to perform work, check.(Transportation Workers Identification card)
Mandatory Coast Guard approved training class to operate a fucking outboard motor on a dinghy, check.
Mandatory Hunters safety class to purchase ammunition, check.
Mandatory Drivers Education class to get a drivers license, check.
Huge fines for using off road diesel in your vehicle, check.
Mandatory recycling, check.

I think you get my fucking point here, besides this is pissing me off the more I think about it and now I have a fucking headache.
Back to those Free Speech Zones that Reagan had crammed down our throats.
Where ever I happen to be standing is a goddamn Free Speech zone and if you don’t like it, you can feel free to mozy down the fucking road out of hearing.

I swear it’s getting to the point these Nanny motherfuckers just want you to wrap yourself head to toe in bubble wrap and just stay on the fucking couch for your own good.

I got news for you sonsabitches, it don’t work that way.

I am a full grown adult male, over fifty years of age and I don’t need you pansy cocksuckers passing ten thousand god damn laws trying to protect me from myself.

There is this thing called Natural Selection and Survival of the Fittest, look into that sometime.
This country is chock full of people too fucking stupid to tie their own shoes and that is who these fucking Nanny bastards are trying to protect themselves from.
Sorry for your luck but I think you are seriously outnumbered.

Let nature take it’s course and we will all be better off in the long run.
In the mean time, get a fucking life and stay the hell out of mine you pussy bastards.

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10 thoughts on “What’s It Going To Take For You Pussy Motherfuckers To Feel Safe?

  1. All of these brought to you by the same people who will have a sticker affixed to the bottom of a yard sprinkler. A sticker that says:
    “NOT FOR USE INSIDE THE HOUSE”! I shit you not….but really, it is lawyers protecting their clients from legal claims of liability who are behind a good many of these. A good half of those are things not so much government as “OMG, we are being sued AGAIN?”responses.

    And seeing some of the idiots on cycles? I’m glad they wear helmets by law, because I don’t want MY tax dollars paying for their brain dead asses lying in a bed for life after the stupid shit they pull on the highways.

  2. Sigh. The Gun Free Zones are not the problem! If you have a gun free zone and right next door you have an gun show and we allow untracked gun sales on Craigslist then the gun free zone will fail.

    The problem is we have thousands of gun owners who don’t keep positive control on their weapons. And any ideas to promote positive control are met with screams of tyranny and threats of violence.

    Red Light Cameras are not government run even at the village level, they are run by private companies to extract a profit, which the villages admittedly do skim a part.

    The other issues you mention come from the problems of time and ideology

    1. First off, craig’s list, and ebay do not allow the posting of any firearms for sale period. There are sights such as Gunbroker, but most of those sales are from registered FFL holder’s, which means that the buyer has to undergo the full background check’s and waiting period.

      Then as to the red light cameras, they are contracted out by your local govt.

    2. Hey Grung_e_Gene

      You said: “The problem is we have thousands of gun owners who don’t keep positive control on their weapons. And any ideas to promote positive control are met with screams of tyranny and threats of violence.”

      Your comment makes me think of Chicago, where every half baked fucking liberal wet-dream “idea” concerning gun control is already implemented. The whole fucking city is a gun free zone and yet the locals are killing themselves by the hundreds every years.

      Bullshit!

  3. The truly sad part of all of the laws is that most are ignored until some dudley dooright decides to single you out for a good shakedown…..

  4. It boggles the mind how many statutes and regulations there are. There are actually not that many ‘laws’, but the drooling masses don’t even know the difference anymore. (At least that’s the situation here in Canada.) I have a solution that I know will never be implemented. For every new piece of legislation, two must be abandoned. That would go a long way towards making the system reasonable again.

  5. 67% of the population voted for the Nanny State and the Police State.

    They ought to just rename this fucking country, The United Slaves of Amerika.

  6. The Statist Pig’s Slaves to the Sate aren’t concerned about safety or anything else for that matter.

    Its the “get along to get along” mentality or as I call, their Slave State of Mind.

    History that proves their Statist mentality leads to some twisted fucking brand of an all empowered governing body, they will argue, “Not every one can govern themselves.”

    They never give one second of consideration to the FACT that my Inalienable Rights trump their bullshit group rights, it is why 100% of those who support Statism loathe The Bill of Rights and want to abolish them or render them useless because, as long as we have them, they got nothing but their dicks in their hands and their mouths firmly planted around Uncle Scam’s Cock and Balls.

    And that is how it goes with these clueless mother fucking slaves to the State, They have been thinking in circles, living in fucking circles and arguing in circles for so long the crazy ass mother fuckers are to dizzy in the head to even begin to Critically Think.

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