I’m sitting here listening to my sister in law bitch like me because it took her so long to get out of the parking lot at the mall, Clackamas Town Center.
Yes, THAT Clackamas Town Center
You couldn’t pay me fifty bucks an hour to get within five miles of that motherfucker.
Not because I am afraid of another shoot ’em up, because that place is absolutely insane this time of year.
One time years ago, I had to deliver a customers car near that area at Christmas time and it took me TWO HOURS just to go AROUND that fucking mall because of all the traffic.
To willingly drive there and go shopping is the act of a true masochist.
Image shamelessly liberated from The Feral Irishman.