I’m going to be up front here and tell you the fact is I flunked English in school.
I fucking HATED school.
I graduated high school, barely, with a 1.2 GPA.
Not because I am stupid, because I hated school.
Another fact for ya, my mother taught me how to read before I even started school.
I am intelligent, very intelligent and was told so by my teachers more times than I care to remember and even embarassed a few of them.
Now to my point. I read a lot on the computer.
I read some very intelligent people and I read some who while obviously have intelligence, seem to have forgotten about this thing called spellcheck. I will admit that I sometimes let things slide also.
I even read some who would crash that program. It’s the ideas and opinions that speak to me.
There is, however, one little item that clenches my jaws every fucking time I see it.
I’m sure it is a personal defect but it irritates the shit out of me and whenever I see it the author is automatically dinged ten demerits.
First, let me cover the basics with a handy little chart that I lifted from Life As I Know It Now.
I recommend you swipe it too if you see one that you recognize having trouble with in the past.
Now for the one that started this whole post.
Pay attention,there may be a written test.
THERE IS NO SUCH MOTHERFUCKING WORD AS “LOOSING”!*
It is LOSING.
ONE MOTHERFUCKING “O”!
You are not a fucking LOOSER for spelling it that way, you are a fucking LOSER.
Let me help you remember this lesson.
The motherfucking nut kept getting looser because the motherfucker who didn’t tighten it enough in the first place is a motherfucking loser.
Ya got that, ya motherfuckers?
One more time,
Loose= NOT Fucking TIGHT.
Lose= Mitt Fucking Romney.
Looser =Less Fucking Tight.
Loser = Karl Fucking Rove.
It’s that fucking simple.
* Commenter Lockwood reminds me that loosing is indeed a word, as in loosing an arrow or the dogs of war but my response to that is that the word is archaic and not commonly used anymore.