My niece Kyli had a baby girl last night.
She named it after my Grandmother, Rose.
6 lbs. 4 oz and 19 inches long.
That’s about how big I was.
So, that would make me Great Uncle Ornery.
Fuck me I’m getting old.
Welcome to my nightmare Rosie, I hope you grow up and kick ass honey.
Being related to me , it wouldn’t surprise me a bit.