That’ll Learn ‘Em

For once, maybe we can learn something from Iran.

I’m sure there are plenty of thieving fucking banksters who are damn glad they didn’t pull their shit while living there about now,

Four sentenced to death over $2.6bn Iran bank fraud

Four people have been sentenced to death for their roles in Iran’s biggest-ever bank fraud scandal.

Two other defendants received life sentences, while 33 more will spend up to 25 years in jail, the chief prosecutor was quoted as saying.

The scandal involved forged documents reportedly used by an

investment company to secure loans worth $2.6bn.

That’s a whole group of thieving cocksuckers going up the river for a long time and four who we won’t have to be looking over our shoulders at anymore.

All kidding aside, while Iran has some funny ideas about justice on some things and the death penalty may be a little over the top, you can bet your sweet ass the rest of the bankers in that country just felt a little dribble of piss run down their leg and will be going to great lengths to straighten their shit up and fly right.

The fact that half of Wall Street isn’t right behind them is a crying shame.

It’s too bad our spineless politicians are so enmeshed in this mess or maybe we could be seeing mass perp walks too.

Seeings how these global vampire squid motherfuckers are so enamored of out sourcing, maybe we could out source this LIBOR investigation to Iran.

I’m positive the plea bargaining and check writing would commence so fast at the mere suggestion of it that your head would spin after they got a load of what real consequences are.

These lawless fuckers crashed the entire world economy almost five years ago and are STILL playing their fucky fuck games and we are STILL in an economic depression and not ONE of these dirty sonsabitches is in jail for it.

There is no end in sight for it either.

They are like junkies who will do whatever heinous fucking thing they have to just to pry that one last shekel from the cold dead hand of  the unsuspecting plebian in a shithole third world country just because they can and no one will try and stop them.

The cannibalistic motherfuckers even fuck each other over by bundling up worthless shit and spraying it with extra virgin pussy juice to hide the stench of rot and sell it with a smile that would make a used car salesman jealous to another banker.

Yeah, maybe  the Iranians are onto something, it’s called deterrrance and  putting a few crooked bank executives to death will definitely cause the rest of those sonsabitches to wake up and take a look around.

I can think of a couple of names of certain individuals who should be paying attention to this little development  in banking regulations.

H/t BBC

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5 thoughts on “That’ll Learn ‘Em

  1. Iceland is serious about putting banksters in prison too and they don’t care if they’ve left the country, but I don’t think they’re planning a firing squad. I’ve got no idea if you allow HTML, so http://www.businessinsider.com/iceland-has-hired-an-ex-cop-bounty-hunter-to-go-after-the-bankers-that-wrecked-its-economy-2012-7?nr_email_referer=1&utm_source=Triggermail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=International+Select&utm_campaign=International+Select+2012-07-13

  2. Have rope, will travel, just waitin’ on the posse to form up. Though I will give ’em a sporting chance as I hold up my sign that says “Jump Fucker”. Geithner, Bernanke, Greenspan, Pandit (Citibank), Stumpf (Wells Fargo), Moynihan (Bank of America), assorted Wall Street shysters, and all their federal butt buddies…

  3. Hi Busted,

    “The cannibalistic motherfuckers even fuck each other over by bundling up worthless shit and spraying it with extra virgin pussy juice to hide the stench of rot and sell it with a smile that would make a used car salesman jealous to another banker.”

    Now THAT is some writing!

    Dave

  4. Bill Black keeps pointing out that during the Savings and Loan debacle back in the late 1980s, the (Big) Bush Administrtation prosecuted a thousand or so bankers. This was for a financial disaster that was at least fifty times smaller than the Crash of 2008.

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