Jonah Goldberg Is A Fucking Idiot

It’s been a long damn time since I last Google Bombed good old Jonah.

Google had no sense of humor about it and my Blog disappeared  from being number one when you Googled Ornery Bastard to somewhere around the hundred and forty fourth search page for a long damned time. It was so worth it though.

They can still kiss my ass and so can Jonah Fucking Goldberg, better known as Doughy Pantload.

Jonah The Wale just stuck his pudgy smegma stained fingers in his mouth again and pulled them out long enough to wipe the drool off his bib and declare that the legal age to vote should not ever have been lowered to the age of 18 but should actually be raised to the age of seventy with proof of income over seven hundred thousand dollars and at least three mexican maids cleaning up after you who are all named Consuela, you bitch…

It gets better.

I have to admit that Jonah Fucking Goldberg is low hanging fruit when it comes to pointing out some stupid fucking Republicans with way too much media access but  Pants Full Of Shit just over stepped his meager little slice of mediocre importance and I am calling his fat ass out on it.

Let’s have the money quote, please;

GOLDBERG: Personally, I think the voting age should be much, higher, not lower. I think it was a mistake to lower it to 18, to be brutally honest….[I]t is a simple fact of science that nothing correlates more with ignorance and stupidity than youth. We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young. And yet there’s this thing in this culture where, ‘Oh, young people are for it so it must be special.’ No, the reason young people are for it because they don’t know better. That’s why we call them young people. […]

The fact that young people think socialism is better than capitalism. That’s proof of what social scientists call their stupidity and their ignorance. And that’s something that conservatives have to beat out of them. Either literally or figuratively as far as I’m concerned.

 

OK, there it is again, some fat pasty fucking republican wannabe bad ass, who couldn’t fight his way out of a

fort  made out of soggy day old Danish pastry getting all mouthy and shit.

Someone apparently made the giant mistake of speaking to him in complete sentences and now he thinks he is a village elder who can call some shots.

Then we have  another example of is our children learning,

 

We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.

 

We might all be born idiots but most 18 year old’s are pretty damn smart, if not down right clever and I can’t see anyone of them getting “Less Young”.

Quit while you are behind you intellectual midget.

 

I have some bad news for you Sunshine.

You are an ill informed momma’s boy who wouldn’t last the night outside your closed gated community of quail wing eating self congratulating miserable excuses of human beings.

 

As for you standing up on your hind legs and braying about shit you obviously know nothing about, let me repeat a phrase I am sure you are very familiar with,

Shut up and sit down.

 

 

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5 thoughts on “Jonah Goldberg Is A Fucking Idiot

  1. “get less young”? First of all the grammar, Maybe he is thinking in the abstract of non-linear time? But what is even more insidious is the suggestion that conservatives use violence to beat the Socialism out of the young. That holy grail of Capitalism, which is predicated on the very real aspect that while someone gets rich it is okay for someone else to starve. Just another way of saying “I’ve got mine asshole”, and if you want any sort of social justice, be prepared to have the s#$*t kicked out of you.

  2. :::::face palm:::::: Assholes, all of them. I mean, geez, how unreasonable to expect young men and women to be old enough to DIE for their country, but not old enough to vote.

    I’ve been wandering down my own military memory lane of late…and I remember watching young GIs get their first ever absentee ballots; the wonder and joy in their eyes was one of the good memories.

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