According to a study by the Sunlight Foundation, our over paid and under worked Congressmen and women speak at a level of a High School Sophomore.
What they failed to mention is that they ACT like spoiled three year old’s.
Further proof that the intentional dumbing down of America is proceeding beyond the wildest dreams of it’s progenitors.
It’s like, totally rad that these fearless leaders of the free world are like,can talk so gooder,man.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that when you Tweet constantly about how awesome you are that you are limited to 140 characters?
It is particularly distressing to find this out when as a child in the fourth fucking grade I was doing college level vocabulary.
I might not use it on a regular basis but when I want to, I can still attain a certain level of competence when it comes to the English language beyond four letter expletives and I am certainly not constrained by a 140 word limit by any means.
I guess this just vindicates my gut feeling over the past decade or so that the nagging feeling that I was listening to illiterate and inarticulate dumb asses, who can’t properly pronounce the word nuclear for example, were becoming increasingly prominent in our national discourse.
Yeah, I’m looking at you Stupie McFuckwit.
Now we have a proper scientific study confirming my suspicions.