The Gnashing Of Teeth and Rending Of Cloth Has Already Begun

Listen carefully and you will be able to hear the hair raising, unearthly howls of the Xtian crazies begin to rise in glass shattering octaves now that President Care Bear has proclaimed his belief in same sex marriages.


Their panties are going to be twisted into knot that will restrict the already minimal blood flow to their brains.


Howl away motherfuckers and welcome to the twenty first century.

So sorry for you, the twelfth century is so yesterday ya know.


Of course, Obama’s sudden change of heart won’t do a damn thing for those in same sex relationships in that backwards assed red neck haven known as North Carolina, who overwhelmingly passed  Amendment 1 yesterday.


 After months of contentious campaigning on both sides of the issue, the Associated Press is reporting that North Carolina voters have approved Amendment One. The constitutional revision bans not only same-sex marriage, but civil unions and domestic partnerships as well.


My advice to any LGBT’s in that neck of the woods is to get the fuck out anyways.

Now you just have a better reason.

Way too muggy down there in the Summer for my taste.


So, I can’t wait to see the backlash on this, you know as well as I do that those self rightious motherfuckers are in the process of working themselves up to a right and proper apocalyptic fit complete with buldging neck veins and foam flecked spittle flying everywhere.

Hide the kids Margaret, they’re at it again.


Cue the usual suspects in three, two, one.


Pass the popcorn, there be a tempest in the teapot a brewin’ and this being an election year and all, we are going to hear these mentally stunted moralist cocksuckers beat this like a tin drum all the way to November.






6 thoughts on “The Gnashing Of Teeth and Rending Of Cloth Has Already Begun

  1. If a conservative state like NH can have gay marriage, what’s the big deal? In fact, it’s a conservative ideal. What people do in the privacy of their own home is their business. You wouldn’t want them living in sin now would you?

  2. Thing is, Sixbears, most conservatives today ain’t conservative in the Barry Goldwater sense of the word. They’re conservative in the Iranian Ayatollah sense of the word of forcing their religion upon everybody, and the most restrictive version of their religion at that — if they could pass laws dictating that women must wear burkas, you better believe they’d do it in a Dixie minute.

    – Badtux the Old-timey-conservative Penguin

  3. Maybe those backwoods babies who oppose SSM ought to occupy themselves with something that might could do more good- like working on the divorce rate in their bible belt red-ass states. It’s far & away the highest in the US, ‘cept for Nevada. Far as I’m concerned this has the easiest fix in the world.
    For those who don’t believe in gay marriage?
    Don’t marry a gay person.
    Problem Solved.

  4. Actually, as a heterosexual person, I would not want to live in NC if the attitudes are as backwards as that. You just know they have rules for everything, and if you don’t tick like they tick, you must be a heretic. I would probably get into trouble with them just for my attitudes.

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