It All Makes Sense Now

Someone has gone all out psycho for the last three nights in a row.
Apparently waiting for Super Tuesday.

Sleeping all day with delusions of Grandeur,

Love me now, cuddle me, play with me until I kick you to the curb or my tongue hangs out because you paid attention to me, give me everything you have.
In the mean time, you forcibly took me to a doctor against my will to have hypodermic needles stuck in my tender places and had my reproductive organs surgically removed,without my permission, I can never have children of multi ethnic heritage, especially ones that could possibly be black, brown, Calico or that really strange tabby thing from around the block either.
I Love You!

Good Lord, My cat is a fucking Republican.

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