That’s how long it took Quest to fix their internet connection.
I figure somebody did the old Backhoe through the cable trick.
In other internet news, those dirty cocksucking mother fucking no good sonsabitches at Verizon struck again.
I swear and I do swear, someone is testing my limits.
After all the bullshit I have put up with those fuckers,after expressly asking them if there were ANY MORE FUCKING CHARGES, I paid those sonsabitches off and told them to go fuck themselves, but no.
No, they had to break one off in my ass as a parting gift.
I got a bill in the mail for 18.99 for two fucking days in their billing period after calling them, paying them and NOT USING their fucking service.
Oh fuck yes I was pissed off.
Why am I paying for something I didn’t use?
I argued with some young lady until I was blue in the face and my wife was telling me to just pay them so we wouldn’t have it sent to a collection agency.
I am still livid with those motherfuckers but I finally gave them their blood money and told that girl I wanted a certified letter from those motherfuckers that there would be no further contact.
No letters, no texts, no phone calls, nothing.
Of course, as soon as I hung up, I got a text message thanking me for my payment.
Head, desk, repeat until dizzy.
I never want to hear a god damn thing from Verizon again.
That’s when Quest decided to take a shit….
Thank you sir, may I have another…