I shit you not, I found 32 motherfucking screws trying to get my heater core out and they were all under the hood.
The best part is, after I spent two fucking hours finding all those hidden sonsabitches, the fucking lid still wouldn’t come off the heater core.
At least the fucking thing wasn’t under the dash.
It was under the hood and I now have thirty two new reasons to kill every fucking automobile engineer on this planet.
Out of those 32 fucking screws that were hidden all over on a piece of plastic the size of a large pizza pan, there were ten fucking different sockets involved,.
Want to see just how much I want to eat the gizzard out of said asshole engineers?
Half were metric and the other half were a combination of what the fuck standard sockets.
Now, the best part.
While I was finding and cursing and taking out these screws, I was gently prying on said plastic part, that’s how I kept finding these fucking screws.
After careful observation that there were no more screws, the fucking still wouldn’t come loose with gentle persuation.
Oh, fuck, no.
The fucker came out in little pieces because the glue they used must be some awesome shit.
Now it is going to be back to a wrecking yard to the tune of a couple hundred bucks because they won’t want to sell me just the lid that wouldn’t come off.
Oh, fuck no.
This damn thing had A/C and they are going to want serious money for the whole heater/ A/C box and I will be lucky to find one.
Ahh well, shit happens.
I still have to yank the radiator , the fan and the crank pulley to fuck with that seal yet also.
Not bitching, just, wait, yes, I am bitching, you stupid fucking idiots that used 32 fucking screws with different head sizes and the same diameter thread size to hold down a piece of plastic that weighs five fucking ounces.
Hidden under shit I had to take off to find yet another useless fucking screw.
Y’all just line up over here and bend over so I can take three steps and kick you right in the nuts, until yer lips turn blue.