Verizon Can Suck My Ass

Dirty motherfuckers.
They must have some of the most ignorant cocksuckers for call center help I have ever had the misfortune to deal with in my entire fucking life.
Ask them a question, I fucking DARE ya!

 “I’m sorry, I’ll have to transfer you to another department for that”.

This is after you have already been on hold for twenty fucking minutes to talk to the first moron.

THEN!, they have the nerve to give you an automatic robo call on your phone to take a survey of just how fucking awesome their staff is!

This is on top of their 59.95 a month “service” that just cost me a hundred and forty four mother fucking dollars, and, twenty one cents too!

Dirty, rotten, cum guzzling  ass lickers.

Fuck me, I hates me some Verizon with a hard on you could dull a Ginsu knife with.

Fucking bastards.

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