Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Four mother fucking degrees?
Four.

What the fuck is this, Siberia?

That’s the forcast for tonight.

It already snowed like a bitch all night and half the day.
The kid opened the door for about three seconds and a blast of frigid air came blowing in.
My little Willy went directly behind the front pocket of my jeans.

It is brutally fucking cold out side.

We lost power for a couple of hours last night and this joint only has electric baseboard heat.

Thankfully it didn’t get uncomfortable before the lights came back on.

We would be huddled under blankets shivering our asses off if that happened again tonight.

This is threatening to fuck up our holiday traveling plans. Can’t much go visiting relatives if ya can’t get out of the fucking driveway.

Not much point in bitching about it anymore, it isn’t going to change anything.

I’m going to go snugggle with the Nasty Girl, see ya’s.

BTW, I have no god damn clue why this thing is High lighting and for the life of me, can’t figure out how to make it stop.

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12 thoughts on “Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

  1. We were down to 34 this am, we have been running the wood burner for a couple of weeks now mainly at night but with this Palin a galin from Alaska it is running full bore. Oh and you can keep the fucking snow bullshit I like to see my snow run down the gutter!!Now go snuggle with Nasty Girl for some natural warmth ☺ ☺ ☺ Happy T-Day to ya all Busted!!

  2. Dood! I'm freezin' ma ass off! My car is stuck in the parking lot, two inches of ice all over the goddamn place. Right now it's 19 deg. just south of Seattle.They tell me tomorrow gets rain. Great! Rain on top of ice. My brother lives on the plateau east of Seattle, that's where I'm supposed to be for dinner. Work keeps calling me, I'm sure they want me to try and get in today. Fuck that! I'm on vacation!Jeebus Christ on a tortilla, stay off the fucking road… there be dumbasses out there!

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