I get woke up by the phone again and after I get off, I start checking the headlines.
I run into the one about some mystery missile that launched out of the fucking ocean off of LA and start reading the article and just start laughing.
‘We don’t know who’s it is” kind of crap.
Oh, the Navy said it wasn’t one of theirs, the Air force denies any knowledge, blah blah mother fucking Blah.
Jesus christ. Any idiot can figure out it was our bird fired from our sub.
Ya think maybe some Mexican fishing trawler lit off a fucking inter continental ballistic missile?
Ya know why I know it was ours right off the get go?
Because if it wasn’t, I would have awakened to absolute fucking pandemonium.
The government would be shitting rings around it’s self and there would be one giant military cluster fuck going on right now.
That’s our news media though.
Ho hum, I think I’ll go back to sleep now.