Before I get incoherent, because I am, I just want you to know I voted yesterday.
I wasn’t going to, one of my brothers, you know him as BustedsBro, called and ragged on me about it.
This could get lengthy.
I had just got back into town after a week and a half at my girl friends place. I had a good time.
He calls, rags on me while am having a cold one after driving for an hour and a half with the sun in my eyes and was relaxing.
He starts in.
“Did you vote?”.
Uhmm, not yet, I just got back in town, etc, etc. I will spare you the rest.
I come home to the Weasel den and let the cat out, it bitched at me just like I knew it would and took off. The fucking cat is fine, I had a neighbor take care of it while I was gone.
Back to my point here.
I grabbed the ballot and went back down town, I cruised by City Hall to make sure that was where to drop it off, it was too late to mail it in.
So I order another cold one and am filling the fucker out, both sides, mind you.
I did what I thought was the right thing and then I get to all of these people running unopposed who I had looked into earlier and sad, Oh, Fuck No., so I voted for myself, many, many, times.
You know, that write in thing.
Fuck you, I voted, get over it.
Then I flip the damn thing over and start perusing the initiatives, this is where it gets ugly, hide the women and childrens.
Two of these are about wresting control of the likker stores in this state. Let me stop now, so I can suck down some expensive suds for a second and catch my breath.
The likker stores in this state are run by the state. Period.
We just went through hell making the fucking bastards open up on Sunday. They countered with only some stores.
Fuck, You, I sez. Three bucks a fifth in taxes here compared to across a fucking bridge.
This is the only fucking state I have ever been in that doesn’t sell cigarettes or even mixers like Coke.
Nope, gotta go down to the nearest convenience store for that shit.
So the vote was to get the state out of the bizznis and let private people take over. All fer that I says.
But that isn’t really what pissed me off, this did.
I had forgotten about it but some cock sucking genius came up with a tax on little kids last year, and it passed.
You read that right, a tax on little kids.
A special tax on Candy and Soda Pop.
Ya see, this state has no income tax, something else that was on the ballot today.
It has a sales tax, which to this day, after twenty fucking years in this state, I haven’t figured out. They don’t tax some food stuff but others they do, I dunno but it is a fucked up mess. To make it worse, it isn’t just a state wide sales tax, it varies from city to city!!
Anyway, back to the little kid tax on candy and pop, just who the FUCK do you think is paying that tax?
I don’t know about you but this ain’t fucking China, where little kids go to work every day for rice money.
No, that special tax comes right out of Mommy and Daddy’s ass pocket. One more sneaky fucking hidden tax some dirty mother fucking son of a two bit whore came up with.
Ya know, Bill Gates lives in this state.
His net worth is over seven times the operating budget of this entire mother fucking state, but no, you can’t tax the rich guy, you gotta take it outta the ass pocket of the working class guy, with a special tax on the kiddies.
Smokes, double check, they are twice as expensive as they are across the river, I am not kidding and it is all taxes.
Want to get some gas?
Get yer narrow ass out of the car and pump it your self, at five cents more a gallon than it is across the river, where some nice guy will do it for you while he is out in the pouring rain.
The best part?
They had to go through the political process and get enough signatures to put on a ballot, to repeal the kiddy tax..
That’s right, I got to vote to repeal the kiddy tax .
It makes me want to scream.
People wonder why I quit fucking with politics.
It’s completely FUBAR.
Our political system is broken beyond repair when I have to vote on something like that and assholes on Wall Street get Multi Million dollar bonuses that we paid for after they broke themselves playing fuckity fuck gambling on shit they made up that no one to this day can explain what exactly what the fuck it was and where in the fuck all the money went.
I voted today.
I NOW HAVE A LICENSE TO BITCH WITH EXTRA SPECIAL PRIVILIGES.
And I aim to do just that..