Fuck You, Jimmy Dean

I am still laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.
“Six hundred pounds of men”., over a fucking roll of sausage.
Comedy gold.

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13 thoughts on “Fuck You, Jimmy Dean

  1. Sounds like a tea bagger to me…Probably has his plump ass in a hoveround complaining the Guberent is taking his sausage away. Hot Damn!!!They call it pure pork for a reason…

  2. "600 pounds of men"… why was I getting images in my head of certain areas of the Castro district of San Francisco during Pride Week when I heard that ;). (The term is "bear", BTW — very hairy heavy men, generally decked out in gear that these good ole' boys from Texas would immediately recognize, heh!). Dude has a point about how shit's being downsized left and right though. Used to be, a can of tuna was 7 ounces. Then it became 6 ounces, which still worked okay in my recipes, they just were a little less tuna-y. Then goddamned fucking WALLY-WORLD convinced whoever was selling them their tuna to cut it down to *5* ounces so they could undercut the price of everybody else (selling less tuna for, err, less). A five ounce can of tuna ain't 'nuff to make my tuna casserole taste like tuna, but *two* five-ounce cans of tuna make it *too* tuna-y. So maybe this dude's method was whack, but he has a good fuckin' point, yo — these assholes messing with the size of packages that we depend on for figurin' out how much to put into our recipes are, well, assholes, and well worth having their downsized roll of sausage called a "pussy roll of sausage", heh.- Badtux the Tuna-lovin' Penguin

  3. And we wonder why we have 2/3 obesity in this country. Fuckin A this sonofbitch can't do without 2000 calories per meal and yet I'll bet the fucker only burns about half that. I understand about downsizing the packaging and then charging the same. But shit dude, back away from the sausage. more than a dozen eggs for breakfast, jeez. Maybe it's the darwininion way of getting rid of the stupid people. bustedsbro

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