Jeeze, these fucking things can be annoying. People calling me and shit, waking my ass up and generally pissing me off.
Speaking of which, the mother fucker just went off again!
Ok , here’s the deal.
I want a great big FUCK YOU button on the front of this damn thing.
All I want is to have to push this one damn button and it automatically sends that brief message to who ever is fucking trying to call me.
Fuck you or Fuck off, either one would work.
It all ready tells me who is calling most of the time.
I had some asshole cock sucker kept calling me from Chase bank about some serious debt problem.
I ain’t had this fucking phone long enough to get into more debt.
I finally answered the god damn thing and pushed 9 so I could wait for some sonofabitch to actually get on the fucking phone so I could chew his fucking ass.
Oh, did I.
Of course, they were looking for the guy that had this phone number before I did, they recycle the fucking things.
By the time I got done with that fucking little prick, he was practically begging to get off the line.
See how much easier it would be if I just had that huge FUCK YOU button?
It would save everyone valuable time and aggravation.
Maybe I should talk to a patent attorney first, I could make millions.