OK, all you attention whores, enough is enough.
When all you have left is to stand around screaming “Look at my Boooooooooobs!” yer done.
Do what any other self respecting Cougar would do and go down to the nearest bar, get some young little dude drunk on his ass and take him home to show him the time of his short little life.
Wake his ass up with a world class blow job and make the little fucker breakfast.
If you do every thing just right, I won’t have to hear or see your ass until sometime after Christmas.
Hey, it works for Demi Moore, right?
Do the rest of us a favor, just do it ,as many times as it takes.