Why The Hell Am I Awake?

Five fucking thirty, I gotta pee.I stagger in and pee and pee and pee, damn, I must have drank a lot of beer yesterday.
So, now it is seven o’clock and I am still awake, fucking around on the computer.
I have already smoked two cigarettes, drank a beer and had a shot of vodka trying to knock myself back out and if anything, I am more awake now than a half hour ago.
I see a nap in my future.
I need to go snuggle up against Nasty Girl.
Actually that is a great idea, see ya.

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3 thoughts on “Why The Hell Am I Awake?

  1. I am awake too…but I know why. It's not a nice reason either and I have no one to snuggle with..Enjoy your time with your girl friend.. 🙂

  2. Busted, I can relate. My conservative hoodlum friends came bustin' into the shop about 9:30 last night, lit and ready to go fishing. We striper fish at night off the jetty at the mouth of the Miiiighty Saco river. I had already done a days worth of drinking but took little convincing to get me out the door with gear and beer. We actually hiked out a canvas duffle full of wood and built a nice little fire in the rocks. Bri brought his ipod with remote speaker and we had quite the fishing party on the granite slabs. But..no fish, staggering home at 3:30 AM… Up at noon, black and blue from falling down on the rocks of the jetty (we all get them, you would too – it's dark out there), no beer in the fridge. Had to get cleaned up enough to go to the store. Sometimes life is a struggle. Say hi to NG for me. Oh, and before the cold comes ..boots.

  3. The best solution for mood/soar/pain relief. Actually for anything, even for the "final notice" from ur County'sCourt or Sheriff works like a charm: 3-4 drops of distilled water on 200 milligrams of vodka. 3 times a day, preferably before meal (if any).

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