That was the first one, sixty five meeeelion years ago, according to the experts, when a giant meteor came blazing through the atmosphere and pretty much atomized everything between Minnesota and Belize.
That’s how we have a Gulf of Mexico.
Pretty much killed everything for a thousand miles instantly and then fucked up that climate thing for another thousand years or so.
Lucky us, there were not any fucking Republicans to deny it at the time.
Now we have another global kill event going on in the gulf.
Unfortunately, some asshole invented Republicans while we were still trying to figure out how to use the opposable thumb thingies.
Putting those thumbs to the neck of our current crop of asshole Republican representatives could result in some serious hilarity and the culling of some rotten cocksuckers at the same time.
Their policy of “no”, just threw another few million American workers into abject poverty.
Because these corporate fucking whores do not seem to understand what comes next, let me explain this to ya.
The fucking Republicans block unemployment benefit extentions because they think they are going to win votes this coming November campaining that the Democrats have fucked up the economy
Just for shits and grins, let’s forget about the entire Bush administration, OK?
Back to the iron clad Republican strategy of just saying no to anything, trying their damndest to kill off a Democratic majority, Tell me why in the fuck would any sane person vote for a fucking Republican?
This Depression can be laid right at their feet and they could give a rat fuck whether or not your children eat tomorrow morning, or ever again.
They are enemies of the state and are actively trying to kill the economy of this country for political gain at your expense.
Vote Republican so we can start the fuck over, after we have a serious chat.
When this oil gusher stops is any one’s guess but I damn well know how to blame for this extinction event and that would be those same Republican cunt’s who screamed for DeRegulation for thirty fucking years and said that private business could police it’s self.
All I have to say to you cunt lick motherfuckers is to get your asses down to the gulf, bring yerself a “Freedom Bucket” and start scraping up all that free market crude oil you can carry. Sorry, no respirators or protective gear allowed,you will have to go head to head with the fucking real people who are trying to get their lives back and have not run out of Unemployment yet or got a fucking check from BP.
The entire Gulf of Mexico is a fucking Dead Zone and now, just like I said it would, there is going to be Hurricanes dumping hydrocarbons clear into Ohio.
There are already bullshit conspiracy theories going around about the entire Gulf region having to be evacuated.
My take? It’s too fucking late now, there is going to be several extinctions happen simultaneously.
I am not just talking about the Wildlife, a whole lot of humans are going to find themselves extinct soon.
I didn’t even mention the Methane .