Meet Michael S. Jeffries, chairman and CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch.
“Uh…Mr. CEO…dude…our business is in the shitter because of your lousy management so we need you to stop using the corporate jet to fly all over the damn place for free, mmmmkay?”
“Sure, whatever. Gimme 4 million bucks up front plus 200 grand a year to pay for travel expenses.”
“Well, we’re already payin’ ya 71 million a year but that sounds fair. Here ya go.”
Holy fucking shit! No wonder these ass-clowns want 90 bucks for a fucking pair of pants. I may be going out on a limb here but I’m guessing that when they have board meetings the collective IQ is less than that of a god-damn brick!
Apparently all that cash will buy plenty of collagen lip injections but not a motherfucking comb.
Anybody got an opening for a CEO? I can start immediately.