I fucked up for a long time and got bailed out by my Grandparents, it’s my turn and I do what I can.
The neighbors on the other hand can kiss my fucking ass.
I have a hilarious story about me having to drag one of my my ex girl friends home with a tow strap today that you will never hear. Just to give ya clue. when we got there, she bailed out and run into the house and puked her guts out.
What can I say? I asked her if she knew how to be the brakes when being towed and she said yes.
NOT. she admitted it was the first time she had ever been towed, at forty miles an hour on a twisty river road.
Bonus, I made her buy me a fucking drink and pinched her on the ass too.
I might be one of those guys who everyone looks down on because my fucking fingernails are dirty but you can bet your ass I am the first motherfucker you call when you are in trouble.
So, for the next dirty fucker you call when you are in some fucked up situation,
Kiss My Fucking Ass.
Then be damn thankful there are some nasty fucking people that are there to bail yer ass out when ya need it.
Believe me, I have had to have that happen more times than I would like to admit but I can look them in the eyes when I do it and I bail in and help as much as I can.
This is why I get infuriated with these Rip Off Banker cocksuckers. Get out and lay in a rainy street like I have, twice in the last 24 hours, to try and help some lady in distress, and then whine to me about how big you are to fail.
You sonofabitches deserve nothing but scorn and public humiliation, and I will laugh my ass off when yer stupid kid flushes a toy down the toilet, after I charge you as much as a used car costs.
I ain’t just a mechanic and I thank my lucky stars that I was so blessed with a Grand Father who cared enough to take the time and had the patience to teach me some serious skills that you only find at a premium price these days.