Attention, Flight 253 Is Now Boarding.

Please line up on the right to show your papers.

This is not a bit funny and was not meant to be.

Apparently we have small children running the TSB who have absolutely no concept of airline traffic and passenger safety.

Get A Fucking Clue.

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6 thoughts on “Attention, Flight 253 Is Now Boarding.

  1. While I wouldn't mind standing in line with a bunch of nekkid wimmin, methinks anyone who wants to board an airplane these days is a fuckin' idiot. There's no way in hell I'd subject myself to the previous screening and searches, much less the new ones that come out of this fiasco. And remember, most TSB employees are a bunch of slackers who signed up for an "easy" government job. Just like the five county boys standing around the one guy leaning on a shovel. Your government, and tax dollars at work man….

  2. A guy gets sick and grumpy and won't come out of the restroom, so when the plane lands they go through everybody else's luggage. There's government logic for you. Yeesh.

  3. The logical solution to this ongoing fuckup of airline security is to take the ConAir approach. March 'em in, shackle them hand and foot to their seats and post air marshalls throughout the plane. The bunch of spineless sheep the American public has become should take this in stride. The fact that they keep on electing Repugnants who fuck 'em to death once in office is indisputable evidence.

  4. I'm not sure WHAT to believe, anymore.I surely don't trust any of the MSM stories, nor those regarding this incident.My response would take forever to share, suffice to say, I don't trust anyone, for anything.And as always, we lose our rights because our government fails to protect us.Strip me me kekkid and fuck me in the ass, I don't think so, USA. Bastids. Bitchez.

  5. I see that you are endorsing Robert Heinlein's solution (that's one of the major plot points of that novel — everybody forced to strip naked in order to fly). Unfortunately some of us have to fly for business. I simply can't get from San Francisco to Buffalo in any other way in a reasonable amount of time. The next-fastest way from San Fran to Buffalo (thanks to the U.S. having no high-speed rail network) is via Greyhound, and that still takes three days one-way. But those are the only people who are going to fly from now on… next year, when the family wants me to show up for Thanksgiving or Christmas, I have no idea what I'm going to do but flying doesn't seem to be in the cards. – Badtux the Flying Penguin

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