Merry Christmas Motherfuckers

Merry Christmas my dear readers.
In case you forgot, you actually did click on ” Ornery Bastard”.

Now then. for my atheist friends, get fucked up and call it retaliation for attempted indoctrination.

The rest of ya, Merry Christmas and wash yer crotch.

Fuck Christmas and smack that little fifteen year old punk who thinks he knows it all.
My family got smart and herded all the little kiddies clear into another room.It got to be a bit contentious when I grabbed a random kid to send into the kitchen to grab me a beer.
What, I used to be the remote and a fucking bartender when I was ten.

Anyways,

I would sincerely like to thank you all who swing by the joint, I was amazed to see I just might hit a hundred thousand fucking page loads here pretty soon.
Go drag Granny by and yer ugly sister, I don’t give a fuck, I am just astounded I am still ranting and raving at this joint all these years later.

Try not to choke on a candy cane and I will be back to piss people off in a day or so.
BTW, Suck my dick Lieberman,Lindsey Graham, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Inhofe,Bohner , Bitch McConnel, Newt Dinckrich, Man on Dog, Cantor, Diaper Dude, and all you other ignorant cocksuckers.

Oh yes.
Happy Holidays to that extra special couple, Sarah Palin and John McCain.

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Sarah?
Nevermind, it was going to be rude.
Just go take care of your family.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Bring it again honey, I tend to get bored.

John?

Thank you so much for the cheap entertainment that is Meghan.

Please let me know when you are coming to town, I love a stupid blond with big tits who has more money than brains and drinks piss water beer exclusively.

Except that being related thing…

I’ll stick with Nasty Girl. She is a a damn conservative, has a smokin’ body, is very beautiful, pretty fuckin’ smart and drinks real beer. She also tolerates me for some damn reason.

Politics makes fer strange bed fellows.

Happy Holidays.

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22 thoughts on “Merry Christmas Motherfuckers

  1. Damn straight! I'll stick with you too baby! He's a damn lib, but he's very handsome and distinguished and pretty fuckin smart in his own right, and man can he bring it in bed! You are a sweet talker darlin. Bring me a real beer! Love ya babe. Merry Christmas! Your Nasty Girl

  2. I love a good Christmas Toleration. I tolerate you, you tolerate me, we tolerate them…except the Teabaggers. No one can tolerate them.By the way, BK… In my little world, today is the holiday. Happy Solstice to you and the rest of your online clan. And a big welcome to the Sun. Time to shed some light on this world.

  3. You have a great Christmas Ornery – hope your computer trolls leave you alone, and the freaking gnomes that are gnawing on your computer hardware develop their own problems. Life is hard enough with $hit from the computer gnomes.

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