Surprize!

Motherfuckers at MicroSoft.

Get ready.

That little green thing at the bottom of your screen that says START?
Click it.
Go to Search.
Type in .GIF and hit enter.
I’ll wait while your jaw hits the fucking ground.

I found over a thousand little icons, billboards and just plain weird little pictures of shit I could not tell ya where they came from.

Ya wonder where that shit came from, so do I.

Some asshole at MicroSoft thought it was a good idea that they should have an automatic icon grabber and not tell anyone.
You will not find this little feature any other way that I know of. If you get lucky, you can highlight a group of them and delete the fuckers all at once, I had to do a shit load one. by. one.
Ya ain’t got much of a chance to right click and press shift either.
Once in a while ya will get lucky and catch ten or twelve before you get an error message that one of the fuckers is unavailable.

Have a nice fucking day and take your time, the kids know where the cereal is,the cats can stay the fuck outside,you are going to be quite busy.

This is the kind of shit that really pisses me off, what the Hell do I need this program for and what in the Hell would I ever use it for?

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5 thoughts on “Surprize!

  1. I only had about one hundred items, and they are either images I need or images placed there by software I use. If you are seriously bothered by many, many images, the origins of which you have no clue, I would strongly suggest you learn to clean up your PC after a day's surfing. Any browser allows itself to be purged automatically at shutdown. Look under "Tools."

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