After the fucking I am getting from this piece of fucking shit computer.
The fucking mouse quits working for no damn reason, then it comes back on, like a fucking machine gun.
I was going to regail ya with the tales of my recent debauchery and decided against it, the internet never forgets and those sonsabitches from the government would have had to add another file on my ass.
Just be glad ya aren’t my neighbor and we can let it go at that.
One of my ex’s called to check on me, she knew why I was the way I was.
Gotta love the gal fer that, after all these years.
The rest of ya might want to stay out of groping distance.
This ones fer you honey.