After watching President Obama address the nation in a fairly forthright way, not all of it,by any stretch of the imagination,I am now watching Bobby Jindal try and rebut that and it is FAIL, 1.0.
Bragging about the response to Katrina is a clue, ya fucking idiot.
Refering to how awesome that response was about six times is a complete failure, just like the actual response.
The fact that New Orleans is still a fucking dumpster turned upside down, three years later?
Go Fuck Yourself and Shut Yer Fucking Pie Hole Dude.
Oh, Awesome Fucking Bonus Round!
The little fucking twit got his panties in a twist because there is some money in the fiasco for volcano monitoring and he just cannot see the wisdom of that and was OPENLY derisive of that funding.
Let me explain something to you, you stupid fucking idiot.
Ever heard of Hawaii?
I do believe that is one of the United States?
Like ,one of the last ones ?
I think, they have a few and I think, they tend to go off and , like, bury whole fucking towns?
Geeze, maybe it’s just me.
Does the term Flatlander ever come up in conversations?
Oh wait, gee , I ain’t done schooling yer stupid fucking ass.
Here is the abbreviated list, take my word for it, there are hundreds more, they call them vents.
I have actually hiked or visited quite a few of these sleeping monsters in my day.
Mt. St. Helens?
May 18th, 1980,
Just for your information, the ash from that little fire cracker shut down the Columbia River, the largest River in the Pacific Northwest, killed over 50 people and destroyed a few towns, wiped out a few hundred square miles of forest,killed thousands of animals, sterilized a couple of lakes full of trout and wiped out an entire salmon run, choked every river around it for miles and cost hundreds of millions of FEDERAL DOLLARS just to re open the biggest water way for traffic involving four states and parts of Canada. The ash from that eruption went all the way around the world.
Guess what, Mr. I don’t want to pay for monitoring?
I busted my narrow ass as part of a massive dredging project cleaning that mess enough to get the Columbia open AND the Cowlitz river too.
The area is still to this day completely fucked up and the ash from that eruption is still everywhere. There are still giant mountains of ash and artificial islands a mile long , twenty nine fucking years later.
Damn, I certainly would hate for your ass to pay one fucking nickel for any monitoring, ya know.
Kiss my ass you ignorant fuck.
Ever heard of that place?
Yeah, they actually have a volcano inside the city limits, Mt Tabor.
I actually lived right at the bottom of it. Look it up.
Not to mention, Mount Hood.
Seventy five miles out of town, it could bury the whole fucking town in about an hour.
Oh, that is also where this major city gets its water supply from.
Time out, no piece of shit politician is going to take up a second of my time if my beautiful daughter wants to come over and spend a little time with her asshole Dad.
Ok, I’m back.
Back to the subject here, Mr. Jindal, have you ever heard of a U.S.city called Seattle?
How about Mt. Rainier?
That volcano has been documented to completely bury a swath a mile wide and fifty miles down stream, when it has blown in the past. It is a lot farther inland and a whole lot bigger in person than one would imagine.
See the picture below.
Tell me how you are so against the expenditure for volcano monitoring after you had a weeks worth of warning from the National Weather System, paid for by the Federal Government, and fucked that off to the point a major United States City drowned, along with over a thousand residents and caused the break down of the rule of law, when a Category 5 Hurricane spent a little time along the coast in your neighborhood?
Fuck You Dude.
Shut Yer Fucking Mouth about things you have no clue about, eh?
I still can’t make a Gumbo worth a shit, but I ain’t getting on National television telling everyone else how the guy in Duluth can’t either but ya damn well better not pay for him to find out that a fucking natural disaster is imminent and he might need to like, evacuate so him and his family don’t get fucking incinerated because a size large sulphur fart is coming down the pipe out of the biggest alimentary canal the world has ever seen and there just happens to be a few thousand years of ice and snow flying along with it.
I am so sick of you ignorant cocksuckers in the Republican party flailing away trying to convince my ass that you have ONE SINGLE ANSWER FOR ANYTHING that at this point, I would seriously consider a recipe for cat piss to be a major improvement out of you fucking idiots.
Fuck off and get the hell back to taking care of the people who elected your dumb fucking ass, they obviously need it more that I need you to pass judgment on programs designed to protect me and a few MILLION other neighbors from a natural disaster that you have proven you have ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA THAT IS A REAL THREAT.
Jeez, I forgot, they think the world is flat.
Never seen a fucking Volcano?
Let me help you,
Any idea how they get so big?
Ever heard of Subduction zones and Continental drift?
Oh, excuse me, of course you haven’t.
I saw on the news today that you are a Rhodes Scholar.
The dumbing down of America must be ahead of schedule.