I Think It’s Safe To Say Mitt Romney Is A Lying Mother Fucker At This Point

All politicians lie, it’s a fact of life but the Republican Nominee and his wannabe VP have gone all out here lately.

I have heard them both lie, watched them do it with straight faces too.

I gradually kept getting the feeling that the lying was coming faster and more often.

I guess I wasn’t paying quite as much attention as I should have.

 

Thank goodness someone was though.

Come to find out, it has been documented that Mitt Romney lied FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THREE FUCKING TIMES IN THIRTY DAYS!!

 

I think we have a winner.

 

From Crooks and Liars;

 

Steve Benen has truly done yeoman’s work this campaign season in documenting the astonishing onslaught of Romney’s lies, and Fred Clark helpfully compiled them.

 

Click those links. Read the lists. List after list of lie after lie. Hundreds of them — 533, to be exact, although Benen does not make any claim to providing a comprehensive chronicle.

 

The problem I have with this is that it is pretty fucking obvious Mitt Romney is a compulsive liar at this point but just exactly when does one iota of truth and reality enter the picture?

 

How are you supposed to know when it does?

 

Looks to me like the fucking bastard couldn’t tell the truth if it was actually easier to do so.

 

His VP pick Paul Ryan is just as bad too!

So, you betcha I really want this Dynamic Duo of Duplicity in charge of the most powerful and heavily armed country on the planet.

 

Not.

 

I don’t want either one of them within a country mile of the levers of power in this country.

 

Go back to selling snake oil and  shystering the fucking rubes who seem to be more receptive to a good story and  a shakedown for dessert.

Mark my words, if this pathological lying asshole actually makes it to the Whitehouse come November, I am going to have PLENTY to write about and I will flat hammer relentlessly the stupid fucks that actually vote for him.