McCain Does The Wide Walk

No, not the Larry Craig ‘Wide Stance”, the Wide Walk.

You’ve been there, don’t lie to me, I have it down to an art form.

The Wide Walk is when you get so drunk you stagger back and forth on the sidewalk, bouncing off the nearest wall, trying to stay out of the street.

I keep hearing this talking point about flip flopping and the more I see, the more I see, and it is Wide Walking.

I watched McCain on the Today show this morning, right before I bounced off the wall getting out of here and it was pathetic.

The man couldn’t answer a single question, all he could do was  spout his programmed talking points like a blind drunk talking to a cop.

Yessir, nosirrr, well maybe a little bit, NO!

He looked like it was all he could do to keep spouting off his pre programmed answers. He kept talking over Vierra, even as she tried talking over him to get a straight answer!

And before someone gets their panties in a twist of gigantic proportions here, no, I am not accusing McCain of drinking, just of having the personality of Otis  down at the Mayberry jail on a Saturday night.

The man doesn’t even know which way is up anymore. He has his talking points down but is absolutely incapable of spontaneous conversation.

I am reminded of a certain friend of mine who tells the same stories over and over again until it gets to the point he starts talking and someone yells, “Number Seven!”.

Flip flopping is a fairly recent phrase as far as I can remember, McCain is leaving a long wide scrape mark down the side of the local hardware store and then there is a truck that inexplicably has a very clean swipe down the side informing the owner it seriously needs to get washed.

McStagger in action.

Can we PLEASE have an intelligent candidate, PLEASE? Being articulate is actually a desirable quality for someone who feels qualified to run the most OUT OF CONTROL  country in the world, really it is.

I am so sick of having a President that talks like he has a mouth full of marbles as it is, now I have to deal with one that “speaks” in a monotone and is about as exciting to listen to as a 62 Plymouth Valiant;

up against a New Maserati.

Ah well. with any luck at all, this is what I hope to see happen to the Entire Republican Party in November anyway.