What Do A Cat And A Politician Have In Common?

They are both fuzzy little balls  full of shit as long as ya feed ‘em, then they crap all over the place where ya least expect ‘em to.

Ever notice when a cat jumps up in your lap to be petted and then turns around to give you an intimate look at the terminal end of its alimentary canal?

Politicians do the same damn thing .

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Our whole way of life is going down the crapper and you won’t hear a fucking thing about it on the news, and what ever comes out of the mouth of a politician running for office  might as well be the legendary alchemist’s recipe to turn lead into gold.

I guess it’s kind of hard to distill an entire global economic melt down into a sound byte.

It really doesn’t matter who is in the next crop of elected officials, the worm has turned and the die is cast.

Quit paying attention to the asshole in your face and start getting ready for the coming Depression.