Ya Know Yer Getting Old When,

Ya wake up in the morning and certain body parts refuse to move.

No wonder Big Pharma makes so much fuckin’ money.

When I was a kid, I could never unerstand what my Granny was talking about when she said if she knew how bad it hurt to get old, she’da never done it.
Fuck.

I can’t even move my head I have the stressed out neck and shoulder muscles.

Shit, I laugh at ALEVE.

Ah well, it takes my mind off of the criminal cock fucking suckers who should have so much fun before they can fuck everyone over every day.

Lifes a bitch and then ya die.

2 Responses to “Ya Know Yer Getting Old When,”

  1. deuddersun Says:

    Skellaxin. Think I spelled it right. Mild muslce relaxer that works wonders for me, without clouding my judgement or causing me to lose fingers on the table saw. I highly recommend it.

    d.

  2. deuddersun Says:

    Oh, it does require a script. See yer friendly MD for that.

    d.

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