I Have Achieved
VICTORY!!!!
Yes, hostilities ceased yesterday at 9:42 PM Pacific time with the unconditional surrender of my most worthy opponent. Immediate reconcilliation and normalization of relationships followed.
A fast track peace plan has already been realized and as I type the varmint is laying next to me kneading my leg and purring like a race car.
What a lover this little thing turned out to be. The minute I got home and opened the door there were two meows and immediate head butting of my leg. I couldn’t even get sat down and she was in my lap wanting some love.
She is going to be a great cat.
I am just tickled.
May 6, 2008 at 7:04 pm
She finally figured out where the fucking food was coming from.
May 6, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Stockholm Syndrome.
May 6, 2008 at 11:18 pm
She is just getting you where she wants you so that she can implement her real plan. She’ll be purring on your lap, then suddenly…. OOOH! You’ll be singing soprano suddenly!
– Badtux the Paranoid Penguin
May 7, 2008 at 12:13 am
so, are you gonna tell us how you fucking did this? i say its even money that she is setting ya up for another battle… one where she says busted’s gotta sleep at some point…
i hope you have lots of cat treats for bribes and mecurachrome and/or methiolate on hand.
May 7, 2008 at 11:21 am
Don’t forget to shake your shoes before putting them on in the morning. And I am glad to hear that the purr motor runs.
May 7, 2008 at 11:34 am
First, assuming that you are known on blogger as ‘one fly’, thanks for you visit and comment at Politics Plus.
Regarding your victory, no doubt my relative is taking the necessary steps to train you in the proper way to be owned by a cat.
May 7, 2008 at 11:51 am
TomCat, actually, One Fly is over at Outta the Cornfield, I occasionally post over there., http://oakcreekforum.blogspot.com/.
Thanks for stopping by here too.
May 7, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Been so pre-occupied with end of semester stuff, just now read about your cat victory.
That is so great. She really is an incredibly beautiful kitty, and I’m so glad her inner matches her outer!
Yum- Kitty Treats! I thought might help making you her new best friend!
May 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Meanwhile on her (the cat’s) blog, she’s claiming victory.
May 8, 2008 at 9:26 pm
wonderful news….I knew she would fall in love sooner or later….